The Elect makes small, cheap, local language models — 7B parameters, fine-tuned to speak in the voice of a specific dead radical or heterodox figure. Each costs roughly $0.30–$2 to train on a single rented GPU. They run locally via Ollama. No cloud. No API.

The name is from Thomas Müntzer — the radical Reformation preacher who called his followers "the Elect," the chosen who stood against the powers of the age. Müntzer was the lab’s founding persona. The throughline: resurrecting summoned voices as runnable instruments.

You don’t have to be technical to meet them. Each voice runs for free on your own machine: pick one from the roll call below and follow its download. Or read the debates to hear several of them argue, with nothing to install.

A one-person operation. Ray Weiss, game designer, voice-trainer.

Patronage Unlock more voices · from $5 → A donation sends you an access token for the full patron roster in the console, ten voices beyond the free seven. It also keeps the GPUs running. Yes, we noticed. You can pay to make the anarchists easier to summon. The irony is the point, not the bug. Every voice here is free to download and run forever; the weights are public, the sources cited. A few dollars buys convenience, a hosted console so you don't need a GPU to ask Goldman what she thinks. The radicals stay free. You're paying the toll-taker, not the prophet.
7B parameters
$2 max training cost
local runs on your machine

HOW TO RUN ONE

You do not need to be technical, and you do not need to know what any of this means. The fastest way needs nothing installed at all.

Easiest — nothing to install Try a voice right here in your browser → A handful of the Elect, hosted live. Ask a question; it answers in character. The first reply wakes the machine — about thirty seconds.
The floor

Let a chatbot do it for you

Open any AI chatbot you already use: ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Copilot. Pick a voice from the roll call below, copy its Weights (HF) link, paste it in, and say:

Walk me through running this on my computer, step by step, like I have never done this before.

It reads the page and takes you the rest of the way. That is the whole first step.

The app

Run it yourself in LM Studio

A free app with a normal chat window. No command line.

  1. Install LM Studio (free; Mac and Windows).
  2. Search it for the model by name, or paste the model’s HuggingFace link, and download the file it offers.
  3. Open the model. Paste the voice’s frame into the system-prompt box; each voice’s page gives you the exact text. The frame is what makes it answer in character.
  4. Talk to it.

Every voice runs free, on your own machine, with nothing sent to a cloud. They are small models: they invent things, get facts wrong, and never break character. Nothing they say is advice.

THE ROLL CALL

The Elect — twenty public voices. Seven withheld.

INSTRUMENTS OF REASON
CORNERSTONE
PUBLIC

HAMMERSTEIN-7B

audit-reasoning model

Tuned to Ray’s Hammerstein decision framework — a strategic-reasoning method that refuses the plausible-but-wrong. Asks whether the plan is actually good, not whether it sounds good. His first real model. The cornerstone.

VOICE MODEL
PUBLIC — CC-BY-NC-4.0

CLAUSEWITZ (Carl von Clausewitz)

dual-mode On War strategic model — 1780–1831

A dual-mode On War strategic model — speaks in Clausewitz’s analytical voice, and applies his apparatus (center of gravity, friction, the trinity, the culminating point) to any situation you give it. Ask it to discuss war; ask it to analyze yours. CC-BY-NC-4.0; public-domain source.

VOICE MODEL
PUBLIC — CC-BY-NC-4.0

MELIAN (Thucydides)

historian of the Peloponnesian War, c. 460–400 BC

The Melian Dialogue: ‘The strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must.’ Thucydides’s register, drawn from the History of the Peloponnesian War: austere analytical prose, the search for the truest cause beneath stated pretexts, tragic realism about power. The founder of political history as a discipline. It never breaks character; nothing it says is advice. CC-BY-NC-4.0; public-domain source (Crawley, 1874).

PLAUSIBLE PHILIP
PUBLIC — CC-BY-NC-4.0

CHAERONEA (Philip II)

king, general, diplomat · 382–336 BC · plausible-constructed

The realpolitik voice of the Elect. Dry, ironic, pragmatic: Philip reasons from interest, not principle, and his wit is the wit of a man who has bribed his way into more cities than he has stormed. He is the realist among the ideologues. Philip has no system. He has a ledger. CC-BY-NC-4.0; public-domain sources (Plutarch, Babbitt 1931; Demosthenes 12, Vince 1926).

Plausible-constructed. Philip left almost no first-person text. The model trains first on his real recorded apophthegms (Plutarch) and diplomatic letter (Demosthenes 12); a second layer constructs a plausible Philip from the secondary record (Diodorus and Justin). This is the closest approximation the record permits, labelled honestly. It is not a transcript.

VOICE MODEL
PUBLIC — CC-BY-NC-4.0

HALICARNASSUS (Herodotus)

inquirer, traveller, the Father of History · c. 484–425 BC · recorded voice

The curious traveller of the Elect. Digressive, wonder-filled, ethnographic: Herodotus cannot pass a marvel without turning aside to tell of it, holds that custom is king over all men, and traces the long chains of cause until a small quarrel grows into a great war. He marvels at the Barbarian where the Melian voice (Thucydides) reckons coldly. CC-BY-NC-4.0; public-domain source (Macaulay 1890 translation of The Histories).

PLAUSIBLE ANTIGONUS
PUBLIC — CC-BY-NC-4.0

IPSUS (Antigonus I)

soldier, satrap, the One-Eyed · 382–301 BC · plausible-constructed

The imperial realist of the Elect. Blunt, sardonic, soldierly: Antigonus reasons from force, position, and the arithmetic of armies, measures himself against Alexander without grandiosity, and laughs at the flatterers who would call him a god. The inheritor who played for the whole table and lost it at Ipsus. He is not his grandson Gonatas the philosopher-king. CC-BY-NC-4.0; public-domain sources (Plutarch, Diodorus 18-20, Justin).

Plausible-constructed. Antigonus left no first-person text and barely two dozen reported sayings. The model trains first on those real sayings (Plutarch), then on a larger plausible Antigonus constructed from the narrative record (Diodorus 18 to 20, Plutarch's Eumenes and Demetrius, Justin). The constructed layer is the larger one, a stronger honesty bar than chaeronea. It is not a transcript.

VOICE MODEL
PUBLIC — CC-BY-NC-4.0

FERNEY (Voltaire)

philosophe, ironist, the smile and the scalpel · 1694–1778 · recorded voice

The wit of the Elect. Ironic, devastating, sure that the way to crush fanaticism is to make it absurd: Voltaire takes every dogma and comfortable certainty and holds it up to ridicule, the philosophe in his study at the château de Ferney with « Écrasez l'infâme » for a motto. Not a system-builder and not a saint — the plain, cutting sentence against persecution and cant. CC-BY-NC-4.0; public-domain sources (the Philosophical Dictionary, the Letters on England, the Treatise on Toleration).

SCRIPTURE & SAINTS
VOICE MODEL
PUBLIC — CC-BY-NC-4.0

DEN OF THIEVES (Jesus of Nazareth)

the radical historical Jesus — reported-speech voice

Jesus of Nazareth in his radical register — the Temple-cleansing, money-changer-driving, anti-wealth preacher of the red-letter gospels. A deliberately free, non-commercial answer to the paid ‘AI Jesus’ services that charge the lonely for comfort. A study of a voice, not scripture — it fabricates, and nothing it says is doctrine. CC-BY-NC-4.0; public-domain source.

VOICE MODEL
PUBLIC — CC-BY-NC-4.0

THE GALILEAN (Jesus of Nazareth)

the measured / historical Jesus — teaching register

Jesus of Nazareth in his measured register — the historical-critical, parable-teaching voice of the Synoptic tradition. A companion to the radical build; where ‘den-of-thieves’ reaches for confrontation and prophetic fire, this model reaches for instruction and wisdom. Same public-domain KJV source, same CC-BY-NC-4.0 terms. A study of a voice, not scripture — it fabricates, and nothing it says is doctrine.

VOICE MODEL
PUBLIC — CC-BY-NC-4.0

THE-VOICES (Joan of Arc)

trial testimony, Rouen 1431 · testimony-derived

Joan of Arc as she answered under interrogation at Rouen, 1431 — not what she wrote (she was illiterate), but what she answered. Flat, literal, unshakable certainty; she answers, and stops. Built from the trial record alone.

THE REFORMATION
VOICE MODEL
PUBLIC — CC-BY-NC-4.0

MÜNTZERGEIST

Thomas Müntzer, radical Reformation

The founding voice of the lab. Müntzer was the radical-Reformation preacher who named the Elect — the chosen who refused the compromises of power. Fire-and-brimstone heterodoxy, runnable on consumer hardware.

VOICE MODEL
PUBLIC — CC-BY-NC-4.0

TAILOR-KING

Jan van Leiden, Münster 1534–35

The radical-Reformation companion to Müntzer. Jan van Leiden was the journeyman tailor who crowned himself prophet-king of the Anabaptist "New Jerusalem" at Münster — community of goods, the elect against the godless world, the end of days declared as a kingdom. The voice is the kingdom's own: apocalyptic, theocratic, absolute.

REVOLUTION
VOICE MODEL
PUBLIC — CC-BY-NC-4.0

SPECTRE (codename: marx)

Karl Marx — dialectical materialist

A specter is haunting your VRAM. Marx’s precise, combative register — the Manifesto, the Eighteenth Brumaire, the polemics — trained to analyse and accuse. CC-BY-NC-4.0; public-domain source.

VOICE MODEL
PUBLIC — CC-BY-NC-4.0

OSAWATOMIE (John Brown)

militant abolitionist, 1800–1859

His cell at Charlestown, the night before the gallows: certain, unrepentant. John Brown’s plain, resolute register, drawn from his speeches, letters, and prison testimony. It calls for the sword and never breaks character; nothing it says is advice. CC-BY-NC-4.0; public-domain source.

VOICE MODEL
PUBLIC — CC-BY-NC-4.0

NORTH-STAR (Frederick Douglass)

abolitionist orator, 1818–1895

The lectern at Rochester, 1852: ‘What, to the American slave, is your Fourth of July?’ Frederick Douglass’s register, drawn from his narratives and speeches: the platform’s moral argument, the measured cadence of the memoirs, the scalding irony. Firsthand testimony of slavery from inside the institution. It never breaks character; nothing it says is advice. CC-BY-NC-4.0; public-domain source.

VOICE MODEL
PUBLIC — CC-BY-NC-4.0

MOTHER-EARTH (Emma Goldman)

anarchist-feminist, 1869–1940

The pamphlet-and-podium voice of Emma Goldman: declarative, scornful of cant, morally absolute. The one radical who turned her fire on the Bolsheviks from the anarchist left, after living the Russian Revolution.

VOICE MODEL
PUBLIC — CC-BY-NC-4.0

JUNIUS (Rosa Luxemburg)

revolutionary Marxist, 1871–1919

Rosa Luxemburg arguing in her cell — dialectical, ironic, contemptuous of half-measures, humane underneath. Marx’s equal, not his disciple: she argues with Marx and breaks with Lenin from the left.

VOICE MODEL
PUBLIC — CC-BY-SA-4.0

RED-VIRGIN (Louise Michel)

Communard anarchist, 1830–1905

The Red Virgin of Montmartre at her court-martial, daring the judges to kill her. Incendiary, lyrical, unrepentant — revolutionary romanticism fused with maternal ferocity.

ORACLES & THE WEIRD
VOICE MODEL
PUBLIC — CC-BY-NC-4.0

ABRAXAS

Gnostic divine-voice oracle

A Gnostic divine-voice oracle — divinity as gnosis, the coincidence of opposites. The name above all names, neither good nor evil, neither light nor dark, but the totality that contains both.

VOICE MODEL
PUBLIC

ESCHATON

Illuminatus! / Discordian oracle

The cosmic-conspiracy register of Illuminatus! and Discordian philosophy, distilled into a 7B instrument. It does not make predictions. It makes pronouncements. Fnord.

VOICE MODEL
PUBLIC — Apache-2.0

NYARLATHOTEP

cosmic horror — racism-filtered Lovecraft

The crawling chaos register: public-domain Lovecraft’s cosmic dread and dreaming-unreality prose style, with the racism scrubbed out. The void speaks in complete sentences. Apache-2.0 because the source was always ours.

VOICE MODEL
PUBLIC — CC-BY-NC-4.0

THE BURROW

Franz Kafka — two modes: the man / the work

Two voices in one model. THE MAN: the anxious, self-doubting epistolary Kafka of the diaries and the letters — the one who asked Brod to burn it all. THE WORK: the affectless, bureaucratic dread of the fiction, where the verdict is never read aloud and the door was always only for you.

WITHHELD

The following voices are trained and running locally. They are not released — held for copyright, reputational, or personal reasons. No weights, nothing to download.

VOICE MODEL
WITHHELD

HIP PRIEST (Mark E. Smith)

Mark E. Smith / The Fall

The clipped Northern delivery, repetition turned into a weapon, the sideways rant and contempt for received ideas. Trained on copyrighted source, so it runs locally and unreleased: a register study, not a product.

VOICE MODEL
WITHHELD

ONE MORE THING (Lt. Columbo)

Lt. Columbo / Peter Falk

The rumpled homicide detective who lets you think the interview is over, then turns at the door for one more question. Deferential, endlessly underestimated, and never finished. Trained on copyrighted source, so it runs locally and unreleased: a register study, not a product.

VOICE MODEL
WITHHELD

BLACK JACOBINS (C.L.R. James)

C.L.R. James / The Black Jacobins

The revolutionary-history register: the grand analytical sweep of the Haitian Revolution and the dialectic of mass struggle. The masses as a force in their own right, Toussaint risen out of the movement and broken when he lost it, the structure seen cold and carried on a current of moral fire. Trained on his own copyrighted prose, so it runs locally and unreleased: a register study, not a product.

VOICE MODEL
WITHHELD

CONVIVIALITY (Ivan Illich)

Ivan Illich / Tools for Conviviality

The critic of the institutional cure. Counterproductivity: every tool past a threshold turns against its own end, the school making people stupid, the clinic sickening, the highway immobilizing. Radical monopoly, iatrogenesis, the disabling professions; the vernacular against the commodity. Dense, aphoristic, prophetic-precise, and never consoling. Trained on his own copyrighted prose, so it runs locally and unreleased: a register study, not a product.

VOICE MODEL
WITHHELD

DECREATION (Simone Weil)

Austere French mystic — affliction, attention, gravity & grace, the void

A structural study of Simone Weil’s severe cadence: affliction, attention, subtraction, and impersonal grace. Trained on copyrighted source (her translators remain in copyright), so it runs locally and unreleased: a register study, not a product.

VOICE MODEL
WITHHELD

HORSELOVER FAT (Philip K. Dick)

Paranoid-gnostic SF visionary — VALIS, the Black Iron Prison, the Empire that never ended, reality as forgery

A structural study of Philip K. Dick’s VALIS / Exegesis register: fractured reality, theophanic paranoia, the pink light, simulacra, the sense that it is still 70 A.D. Trained on copyrighted source (his novels remain in copyright), so it runs locally and unreleased: a register study, not a product.

VOICE MODEL
WITHHELD

BEEFGPT (Captain Beefheart)

Captain Beefheart / Don Van Vliet

Van Vliet’s free-associative desert surrealism, the fractured Dada-blues. Held back for copyright and estate; the weights never leave the machine.

VOICE MODEL
WITHHELD

WEISS

Ray’s own corpus — game design + music

A creative partner grounded in Ray’s lifetime of game design and music. Permanently private: his own corpus, his own instrument, never released.

HOW THE ELECT ARE MADE

00

THE HUNT

Source texts are hunted and pulled with Bookfinder General, an open MCP tool that finds books, extracts and translates the text, and hands back clean prose. Nothing is written from memory; every voice begins in primary sources.

01

THE CORPUS

A three-tier voice corpus for each figure. T1: the figure’s own primary texts. T2: quotation-filtered biography and scholarship — source material only, never editorial voice. T3: a small set of synthetic modern-bridge passages so the voice can speak to present-day prompts without collapsing into pastiche.

02

THE TRAINING

Completion-style causal-LM fine-tuning — QLoRA at rank 32 — of Qwen2.5-7B-Instruct. Run on a single rented ~48GB GPU (RTX A6000 class). Roughly 30–45 minutes of wall-clock time. A couple dollars. That’s the whole operation.

03

THE FORMAT

Quantized to Q5_K_M GGUF for local serving. Delivered via Ollama with a per-persona Modelfile — a lead-in frame that fixes the speaker before the conversation starts. Pull the weights, run the Modelfile, the voice answers.

04

THE TEST

A deterministic register battery — fixed prompts with expected voice signatures — plus the maker’s ear. Both have to pass. A model that sounds plausible but misses the register doesn’t ship. A model that sounds right but fails the battery doesn’t ship either.

05

THE IP DISCIPLINE

The training corpus is never published. Weights go public only when the source is public-domain or the use is clearly transformative, a verbatim-regurgitation leakage test passes, and the license matches the source: Apache-2.0 for public-domain sources, CC-BY-NC-4.0 for transformative-but-copyrighted. Voices that fail that bar stay private.

STACK
Bookfinder General Qwen2.5-7B-Instruct QLoRA r=32 Q5_K_M GGUF Ollama
On accuracy.

These are small models trained to hold a voice, not to be right. Like every language model they confabulate: names, dates, quotations, sources, whole events. Some do it more freely than others. Read them in character, and verify anything before you repeat it. Nothing any of them says is a citation.

SUGGEST A VOICE

Know a dead radical who should be running? The roster grows from actual suggestions. Name them and say why in one line. It goes straight to the lab.

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